The Gravel in Your Guts.

My writing. by Gabriel James Miranda. I write poetry and prose. I like good books and good tea. I am stranger among the stange. If you don't like to read, this isn't a good blog to follow. Creative Commons License
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I’m a _______ (a poem)

iamsosorry:

I’m a photographer, look at my latte on Instagram.
I’m a curator, look at my reblogs.
I’m an entrepreneur, look at my Kickstarter.
I’m a singer, look at my Youtube cover of Glee covering Adele.
I’m a stylist, lookatmylookbook.nu.
I’m a model, look at my modelmayhem private pixxx.
I’m a mom, look at my Pinterest.
I’m a DJ, look at my soundcloud sounds.
I’m a food critic, look at my Yelp history.
I’m a swagger coach, look at my Biebers.

This is offensive to so many people I know on so many levels.